Perhaps what I was most
thankful for on Thanksgiving was the fact that it was not my Spanish Halloween.
I avoided writing about it earlier because it was still too
unreal/scarring in my mind. But since Christmas preparation has
already started in the States, I thought in the spirit of giving, I would share
the beginning of my Halloween night in Madrid.
It all began with a last
minute Halloween celebration. My host mom had fallen ill in the week
leading up to her annual Halloween party, and needed to cancel the event.
I assumed that I would no longer be doing anything for the holiday; as
frequently happens, I was wrong. I had a party to go to, but only 20
minutes to prepare a costume. My roommate and I had a quick brainstorming
session and came up with a brilliant, simple idea: a priest. All i needed
was a black shirt, black pants, and a white piece of paper in the collar
The "brilliant" idea of mine turned out to be an example of how
cultural differences can make one acceptable costume in one country a poor
decision in another.
And others are terrible no matter where you are
Not 2 minutes into my
walk toward the party, I saw a rather large man walking a German Shepherd in my
direction. He was a caricature of a man you did not want to mess
with: he had close shaven hair, tribal tattoos and his legs were as wide around
as my torso. I thought nothing of it when he gave me a questioning look
but when he stopped, I knew that this behemoth was about to speak with me.
He looked like Mariusz Pudzianowski, but with more shirt
"Eres un sacerdote?
(are you a priest?)" As he spoke my heart dropped to my stomach. I
managed to squeak out an unconvincing "...Si?" and surprising to
approximately no one ever, he did not believe me. It must have been the
large polo symbol on my shirt, or the fact that most priests don't carry around
a box of wine with them, but he was not impressed with my priest impression.
He gave a stern "No" and then proceeded to rip the white collar out of my shirt, threw it in the trash and left me with the most disapproving look I have ever received in my life before he moved on. I silently thanked God that I had chosen to wear my glasses to top off the priest look, otherwise there is no doubt in my mind that I would have received a black eye that would have made a boxer costume a more convincing choice for the party. Instead, I chose to wear my perfected frightened tourist costume, out of fear of insulting anyone else.
He gave a stern "No" and then proceeded to rip the white collar out of my shirt, threw it in the trash and left me with the most disapproving look I have ever received in my life before he moved on. I silently thanked God that I had chosen to wear my glasses to top off the priest look, otherwise there is no doubt in my mind that I would have received a black eye that would have made a boxer costume a more convincing choice for the party. Instead, I chose to wear my perfected frightened tourist costume, out of fear of insulting anyone else.